Something I saw on Twitter - WoW pickup lines
I saw Tycertank tweeting this and I thought it was HILARIOUS!! I just have to put it here before I lose the link (even though I've favourited it)
- Nice pants, baby. What's the drop rate?
- Your eyes are so blue, they remind me of 24 stam gems.
- Do ya wanna grind?
- Yeah, that's right... I'm hung like a tauren.
- I've heard that you are an Epic mount.
- Come on, girl... I have the blessing of protection!
- Why don't you seduce me? My resistance is low.
- Hey Girl, do ya wanna socket my gem?
- Can I raid your molten core?
- Wanna take my Swift Pink Hawkstrider for a ride?
- You must be Whitemane, because you just made my champion arise!
- My staff can use a little enchant. I have mats and will tip!
- I'm no Kobold, but you can take my candle anytime!
- "Looking for Group"
- My Heart is BOP and you just rolled Need
- Have you ever procced flurry on a Gizmo-tron jackhammer?
- Baby, being with me is like a Paladin casting Divine Shield. It'll last about 10 seconds and you won't feel a thing.
- You can summon my Imp!
- Are you a vendor, because I'd like to browse your goods.
Oh come on, don't you find them even the LITTLEST bit funny? Have you got any cheesy pick-up lines that are WoW related? Would LOVE to hear them!
To get you started here's my corny one:
- Baby, let me work my pally magic on you with some Lay on Hands, and don't you worry, I'm a tank so I'm happy to pull.
I almost snorted my drink after reading the hawkstrider line. Great stuff!
ReplyDeleteLOL I will have to laugh with you over another drink at BLIZZCON!!! ZOMG SEE YOU SOON SHAWNDRA!
DeleteHAHAHA....no wow pick up lines that i know of... your pickup line sounds devious! ilike "Are you are vendor... lol
ReplyDeleteSev still talks about you wanting to rid the Pink Love Rocket around Org... I mean, Sev was saying the time you said that was funny... oh dear.
Deletelol...yes THAT pink rocket, never understood so much laughter from something I said
DeleteI hope I get the chance to use at least one at any point in my life
ReplyDeleteIf you do, I want to hear what the response was :P
DeleteRaid time, feel like doing a bit of flexing? Use your healing touch to keep me up - don't worry, I've got plenty of stamina ... <.<
ReplyDeleteLOL plaguarised from that OLD ICC RUN I see!!!
DeleteROTFL! But I don't know. that Tauren one might scare away as many as it attracts.
ReplyDeleteDo you think that implies that Gnomes are hung like... ?
DeleteBabe, I'd drop a 45 minute DPS LFR queue for you
ReplyDeleteAt 44 minutes? :)
DeleteI've got some Exotic Leather for that Magnificent Hide of yours...
ReplyDeleteROFL! Cheesy but hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI am the CHEESE!
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