Something I saw on Twitter - WoW pickup lines
I saw Tycertank tweeting this and I thought it was HILARIOUS!! I just have to put it here before I lose the link (even though I've favourited it)
- Nice pants, baby. What's the drop rate?
- Your eyes are so blue, they remind me of 24 stam gems.
- Do ya wanna grind?
- Yeah, that's right... I'm hung like a tauren.
- I've heard that you are an Epic mount.
- Come on, girl... I have the blessing of protection!
- Why don't you seduce me? My resistance is low.
- Hey Girl, do ya wanna socket my gem?
- Can I raid your molten core?
- Wanna take my Swift Pink Hawkstrider for a ride?
- You must be Whitemane, because you just made my champion arise!
- My staff can use a little enchant. I have mats and will tip!
- I'm no Kobold, but you can take my candle anytime!
- "Looking for Group"
- My Heart is BOP and you just rolled Need
- Have you ever procced flurry on a Gizmo-tron jackhammer?
- Baby, being with me is like a Paladin casting Divine Shield. It'll last about 10 seconds and you won't feel a thing.
- You can summon my Imp!
- Are you a vendor, because I'd like to browse your goods.
Oh come on, don't you find them even the LITTLEST bit funny? Have you got any cheesy pick-up lines that are WoW related? Would LOVE to hear them!
To get you started here's my corny one:
- Baby, let me work my pally magic on you with some Lay on Hands, and don't you worry, I'm a tank so I'm happy to pull.