Something I saw on Twitter - WoW pickup lines

I saw Tycertank tweeting this and I thought it was HILARIOUS!!  I just have to put it here before I lose the link (even though I've favourited it)

  • Nice pants, baby. What's the drop rate?
  • Your eyes are so blue, they remind me of 24 stam gems.
  • Do ya wanna grind?
  • Yeah, that's right... I'm hung like a tauren.
  • I've heard that you are an Epic mount.
  • Come on, girl... I have the blessing of protection!
  • Why don't you seduce me? My resistance is low.
  • Hey Girl, do ya wanna socket my gem?
  • Can I raid your molten core?
  • Wanna take my Swift Pink Hawkstrider for a ride?
  • You must be Whitemane, because you just made my champion arise!
  • My staff can use a little enchant. I have mats and will tip!
  • I'm no Kobold, but you can take my candle anytime!
  • "Looking for Group"
  • My Heart is BOP and you just rolled Need
  • Have you ever procced flurry on a Gizmo-tron jackhammer?
  • Baby, being with me is like a Paladin casting Divine Shield. It'll last about 10 seconds and you won't feel a thing.
  • You can summon my Imp!
  • Are you a vendor, because I'd like to browse your goods.
Oh come on, don't you find them even the LITTLEST bit funny?  Have you got any cheesy pick-up lines that are WoW related?  Would LOVE to hear them!

To get you started here's my corny one:
  • Baby, let me work my pally magic on you with some Lay on Hands, and don't you worry, I'm a tank so I'm happy to pull.

Comments

  1. I almost snorted my drink after reading the hawkstrider line. Great stuff!

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    1. LOL I will have to laugh with you over another drink at BLIZZCON!!! ZOMG SEE YOU SOON SHAWNDRA!

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  2. HAHAHA....no wow pick up lines that i know of... your pickup line sounds devious! ilike "Are you are vendor... lol

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    1. Sev still talks about you wanting to rid the Pink Love Rocket around Org... I mean, Sev was saying the time you said that was funny... oh dear.

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    2. lol...yes THAT pink rocket, never understood so much laughter from something I said

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  3. I hope I get the chance to use at least one at any point in my life

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    1. If you do, I want to hear what the response was :P

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  4. Raid time, feel like doing a bit of flexing? Use your healing touch to keep me up - don't worry, I've got plenty of stamina ... <.<

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    1. LOL plaguarised from that OLD ICC RUN I see!!!

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  5. ROTFL! But I don't know. that Tauren one might scare away as many as it attracts.

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    1. Do you think that implies that Gnomes are hung like... ?

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  6. Babe, I'd drop a 45 minute DPS LFR queue for you

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  7. I've got some Exotic Leather for that Magnificent Hide of yours...

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  8. ROFL! Cheesy but hilarious.

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