Silly post - WoW Dad jokes

Someone linked these in raid and I had to laugh because some were so funny! Here are my faves (and get ready to groan!)

Why does the best raiding guild smell so bad?
Because they never wipe.

How do you know someone's been playing since Vanilla?
Don't worry they'll tell you.

How does Naxxrammas fly?
With its four wings.

Why didn't the warrior cross the road?
No path available.

What are the chances we've gotten the last patch before the next expansion?
Slim Tanaan.

What is a rogue's favourite drink?
Subtle tea.

Why is Cenarian Circle neutral?
Because a circle has no sides.

Why can't Warrior tanks have children?
Because they use Protection.

Why didn't the rogue like his daggers?
He wasn't a fan of knives.


  1. Augh! Augh! Groaners!!

    Well played.

  2. Replies
    1. Hehe I'm glad I'm not the only one who laughed :D

  3. Ha! Very nice! Maybe next you'll feel poetry coming on. I can hope can't I?

    1. Oh, then I will definitely write some! At least someone likes to read them still <3

  4. Groan...esp that first one >.<

  5. Those sure got a chuckle out of me! :D


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