How to play Hearthstone like a noob

  1. AFK in a PvP match and come back to find you made no moves and you have 3 health and the enemy has a table full of minions...
  2. End your turn and realise you forgot to use any of your minions attacks
  3. Pick up a spell card, go to put it back and then accidentally put it on top of your hero, causing damage to yourself (yay fireball to self... /facepalm)
  4. Go to heal a minion, and then realise it was wasted because it was full health already
  5. Click on your opponent, wondering what Squelch is.  Oh, why didn't anyone tell me that was a rude thing to do?!
  6. Always running out of cards!
  7. Play a hunter and not realise that you should put beast cards in the deck...
  8. Always forgetting I have a hero ability!
  9. Always feeling like I MUST play something first go
But I had a nice pack opened the other day! Who knew you could have so many shinies in one pack! But then I watched some hearthstone videos and some people had 2 legendaries and an epic in their packs. But hey, this was the nicest pack I've had so far!


  1. Oh my gosh Navi I did all those things, and more. But, wins are wins! Great post as usual

  2. At least you won't be as likely to do any of these things again, except for afking during a match.

  3. haha ... perhaps that was you I was playing against the other day .. I didn't realise you could fireball yourself until an opponent did it :p I've just started playing a bit more, but its still VERY confusing to me!

  4. Don't forget buffing your opponents minions!


  5. Ooh! Defender of Argus.. I love that guy :D I never got him though, had to waste my previous dust to craft him.

    I've done a lot of those things too. Especially forgetting to attack with something. One of my classic mistakes, that I make a LOT is to forget to drop my Flesh Eating Ghoul BEFORE killing the minions. (He gets buffed for every minion that dies. So I kill a bunch of minions.. drop him.. then facepalm cause omg he could have had 10 damage at this point!)

  6. I never won a single game to acquire the mount yet. Any tips as im only level 13 with a mage card and that is all. Im sad! lol but thanks for sharing this navimie! <3

  7. Amer, check out the icy viens site for all basic decks. At your skill level, that should get you some wins. Also, remember its a card game, if you have anyting in your hand that is for late game or you don't have a card that you can play T1 or T2, flush the hand and get another 3-4 cards.


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