Monday, July 15, 2013

Silly Post: Purchasable Items for In-Game from the Blizzard store - Navimie edition


I have hijacked the in-game store in 5.4 and am putting all the things that I want in the purchasable store! Some are based on what is rumoured to be in the store, and others are my whimsy!

  • Enduring Elixir of Wisdom - Increases experience gained by 100%
    *tosses this out from the online store*
    If I was running this store, I would not have this.  I mean, this is for people who have alts.  Everyone knows my stance on alts.  HOWEVER, it might entice me to level one... ummm no.  Still not tempted to level an alt.

  • Protective Armour oil - Decreases your repair bills by 75%
    I would buy this.  Because my repair bills are so huge and I don't make any gold, raiding and questing seem to net me big repair bills.  Yes, I know that as GM I have unlimited access to guild repairs but I feel guilty and I don't use them.
Wait, I'm not a dog.  I need it in cat or bear form...
Now how hilarious is this! This guy makes lots of armour!
  • Transmoggable helms with cool effects
    Hey the ones they had on MMO-Champion aren't too bad.  But in reality, most helms look terrible on taurens.  I think it's a snout thing. But I want more than what they're going to put in. I want RP type helms!  I would like a miner's hat!  Or even a feather in a cap, Robin Hood style!  And Don Carlos' Famous Hat looks awesome on Tauren, I need one of those in Leather!

  • See-Saw with Lunk
    OMG I must have this.  It's my favourite NPC, Lunk!!!  And I can play with him on a see-saw!  Now there aren't many people who can match me for weight but an ogre probably can.  Maybe my weight problem is related to my food intake.  I should cut back on those Tauren portions.
  • Hallow's End masks of other races or NPCs
    I ran around with my worgen mask from Hallow's End for ages last time.  And my gnome one.  But I think it would be cool to have masks of the humanoid Dragon Aspects (yes, I want to have an Ysera mask, horns and all!), or a murloc, or even a Naga!
  • Table for a party or raid
    Forget this hitching post stuff and Iron Warhorse mounts which are temporary.  Something much more fun would be setting out a proper feast with tables and chairs for a party - somehow turning your feast on a tiny table into a full on dining setting where everyone in a raid party or BG party could sit down and eat in a civilised manner.
The Pilgrim's bounty table has it right for a dungeon party, but imagine it with 10 people!
Enough silliness for now.  It's way past my bedtime!  I wonder what silly things people would like in the Blizz store for in game?

18 comments:

  1. I'd really like the protective armor oil and a see-saw with Lunk would be great. But don't need the 100% experience one as I miss too many zones as it is.

    I liked the one someone said at BBB, a potion that would get you out of CRZ for an hour to look for battle pets, I would really pay for that one.

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    1. I would like the opposite - one that would put me INTO a CRZ of my friends so I can see them, like that first time we did it!

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  2. Ooh I'd like a set of swings that could be put down anywhere to liven up raids and maybe a little roundabout that if you ride too long you throw up everywhere. (If we're doing fun parks we might as well do it probably). I'd like umbrellas for when it rains, not just for transmogrification, possibly even a Mary Poppins type which allows you fly dangling from it's handle. Wouldn't mind a floating umbrella pet either. Basically my list could be endless :(

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    1. OMG flying umbrella that is an awesome idea!

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  3. Is that second picture of pet barding a historical artifact in a history museum, or an avant garde sculpture in an art museum? :P

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    1. It's someone's art! He has made a few cat armour and even a mouse armour!

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  4. Oh this is just going to have to be a post....

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  5. Masks that were usable during non-halloween times would be awesome!

    Invisible transmog items, obviously not robes or pants. Shoulders, belt, gloves! Like the Death Knight starter belt.

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    1. I have an invisible shirt! But invisible shoulders would be awesome!

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  6. I would like to see something like a "repair doorway" like a mad scientist factory thing that you could use for repairs.....CD 15 minutes;)

    Sabre

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  7. I'd like to see the masks have an illusion to go with them so if you had Ysera's mask on, you would have her whole human illusion (like out of Charmed or glamouring) and not just a cardboard mask over your face.

    More invisible options would be great too.

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    1. It bugs me that the invisible leather chest is not transmoggable. I understand why but sometimes I wish I could show off my shirt.

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  8. This is something I did when I first ever played...i bought purple dye...thinking I could dye my clothes purple...boy was I wrong lol. But it'd be a cool idea, re-colouring your own armor.

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  9. See-saw with Lunk!!! That's an awesome idea! I always loved the quests in Searing Gorge thanks to that non-violent ogre.

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    1. Saya you have good taste in Ogres! Lunk is awesome and my favourite npc ever! I wish I could Lunk-ify all my quests so I wouldn't have to mindlessly slaughter things.

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