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you annoying little fuckers, for visiting my blog. I often wonder whether I actually have that many visitors to my site when it turns out most of them are not really here to read about the spawn times of Oondasta or Pet battles or Throne of Thunder. I can't imagine that I would get more than 20 people who come to read what I have to say normally, but I should thank you for inflating those numbers like one of those blow up dick extensions you're trying to sell.
However, I am confused as to why you might think I might want to visit your
stupid-ass sites. This is clearly a World of Warcraft Fan blog site. Perhaps you think I may need a fast cash loan for those penis encasing fleshlights for those fake vaginas. My toon is not fat and she doesn't need to lose weight. Nor does she have any money for franchise opportunities. Pocket pussy - now is that a miniature cat or have I just figured out why some people walk around with their hands in their pockets all the time. I was almost tempted to click it out of curiosity. And who needs casino games when I have Darkmoon Faire?
What baffles me the most is why you keep visiting one particular blogpost. My poor post, Kologarn gives up One achievement has the highest number of spam messages... and I'm not sure why! Of course it wouldn't surprise me if it had been my Goldshire post because at least THEN the spam content would be vaguely relevant to what I had found on my adventure there.
Some of the comments are almost clever! This one looked almost like something Ancient would write:
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Fortunately for me, Blogger seems to be able to spot you
assholes straight away. There is the occasional accident where one of my friends gets mistaken for one of you SPAMmers but those are few and far between. I know you SPAMmers will never read this post, but I really wish you would just take your tantric sex books and other sex toys and go play with them instead of sticking it all over my PG-rated blog.
Yes, I hear you when you say that I've made it easy for you to come and post on my blog by removing the Captcha. But that stupid thing makes me not want to comment on my OWN blog, and I don't want to hinder any of rmy friends who want to leave an actual thoughtful and RELEVENT comment.