The Collected Poems of Navi's Blogiversary

Phew!  I think I used up all my creative juice for the month!

I have been really busy each day trying to write a line or two for each person who left me a message on my blog birthday - I did promise I would pen a verse or two!  So too bad if you hate poetry, Navi serenaded you with words anyway!  I sent most of these out to people and I will fix the links to the posts where they put it, but here is every poem I wrote for all my friends.  Thanks guys!

Kamalia
Kamalia has so many alts
Their names all start with K
They're all dressed up with gorgeous mogs
It takes one's breath away.

She's also handy with a brush
Her artwork is divine
They're all so good! It's hard to choose
This one's a fave of mine.

Stoppable Force

There's Zulfon, the unholy knight

'Twas born a Darkspear troll

He yearned to be a crazy loon

The biggest nut of all.

With help from Gako, grind he did

Pirates and gobins slain

It's all paid off coz now he is

Great Zulfon the Insane.

Murglesnout

I pondered on this choice of name

This toon who lurked a year

Of all the catalcysm fish

With these I'd shed a tear.

Vendor fodder, 'til Four-oh-six

Blizz made a recipe

So I'd cook it o'er a warm fire

Then vendor THAT in glee.

Antler Girl

That Bloody Sil confuses me

Is her hair really blue?

I always thought her hair was blonde

The Dutchie showing through.

How little does she realise

The power of her voice

D'you think she knows she makes 'em swoon?

Sexy accents are CHOICE!

Tyledres
Tyledres is my hero coz
She solos Razorgore
She even wrote a handy guide
So everyone can score!

I hope she gets her undead cat
And raid pets drop real soon.
I tried to help her out but she's
An honest kind of toon.

Matty

A dear blog friend, a gentle soul

Yet feisty when she's roused

When I'm enraged she comforts me

With her my ire is doused

Secret lessons are hid within

Her clever fairy tales

Yet sometimes they're concealed so well!

To astound she never fails!

Ancient

If she could choose a nemesis

A foe so eternal

Would be that sneaky living rock

They call it minfernal.

Fable, myth, or conspiracy

A spawn in a blue moon

Her luck will bloom, I'm sure of that

I hope she gets one soon!

JD

So generous, in time and gifts

Inspiring me to be

A better cow, a better gal

To all of those 'round me.

His transmog comps are pillars in

Our blog Community.

Presented in a polished way

There's one now, go and see!

Lushnek
My dearest friend, what would I do
Without him in a raid
I always steal his innervates
And tranq when my tranq's greyed.

His company and patience when
He quests with one like me.
Would drive a normal person mad,
I guess I'm just lucky!

Deb

The beauty of a blog lurker

Is that you never know

That they are there, but once you do

Thrills start to overflow.

I'm curious, I want to know

All 'bout you, everything

Do you raid, farm or PvP

And what is your WoW bling?

Roshii

Loyal friend, and generous heart

He'll help his friends with needs

He Strives for game perfection and

He loves his Warcraft steeds.

He has an awesome transmog look

Envy of all orc maids

Dark and stealthy as rogues should be

And epic as his blades.

Jojo

If you admire Azeroth

You might see Jojo 'round

Screenshots galore of scenery

We're lots alike, I've found.

We both love pets, and love to fish

Some call us plain crazy...

Persistance pays, she won the Comp!

And Salty both are we!

Thrinetu
I wonder who this reader is
Their comment gives no clue
Do they write? Or perhaps podcast?
And are they red or blue?

A search reveals a US toon
Exactly the same name
Could that be him? Should I drop by?
What chances it's the same?

Kallixta

How do you make Aldonza brave?

A shy and quiet thing.

Fighting monsters is not her style

She'd rather be cooking.

There's still xp with daily quests

Catching fish is easy

Fighter she will never be, for

Blood makes her quite queasy.

Souglyy

She works hard with a bit of luck

Drops seem to go her way.

She camps and farms and quests and fights

I swear she plays all day.

Nat Pagle was her best buddy

One fortnight into MoP.

And pet battles, addicted much?

She tries but she can't stop!

Zwingli

Lucky me, for I have been blessed

To meet this gentle soul.

Kind, good tempered, forgiving...

How good, you might not know.

Enthusiastic like a child.

Like me, he's chuffed to see

The people in this game we play

And like me, he goes SQUEEE!

Lyss
A bitch, she tells me, self confessed
Yet mellowed now with age
I wouldn't change a single thing
I've yet to see her rage!

We laugh at all the dirty jokes
We giggle at crude pics
She understands my need to vent
And need a bitching fix!

Pando

Do you know why I like Pando?

I'll tell you why I do

She loves the game as much as I

And blogs about it too!

From early on I've followed her

And read me back did she

I've yet to meet her in the game

One day I'll get lucky!

Saunder

It seems like a long time ago

Since we became blog friends

I recall trying to catch you

Drove me around the bends.

And since that time we've talked about

Such things like life and game.

You coax and you inspire me -

Wish I could do the same!

Erinys

A cutesy little gnome is she

Who packs a massive punch

Don't make her mad, because she spits

That wretch would steal your lunch!

Her blog is really interesting

I'm sure you have all heard.

Though shy at first, her warmth shines through

In every written word.

Slice
How do I keep thoughts pure and clean
When writing about Slice?
His woman Lyss likes telling me
Things naughty and things nice.

I like how you read all my fic
And nice comments you send.
I like how all your toons are girls
I love how you're my friend :)

Sprowt

I remember your first visit

Supportive, warm and kind.

I wrote for you this little verse -

I hope that you don't mind :)

I wonder how your goblin is

No posts since October!

I wonder if you still play WoW...

I'd like to pop over!

Veluxia

Amazes me how friendship grew

From such a simple thing.

A wave hello, a photo shoot

While we were pet battling.

You honour me with awesome gifts

You really are too kind

You make me glad that we are pals

You are a priceless find.

Euphyley

How did I ever cope without

Your super awesome blog?

With maps and pics and coords too -

My beacon in the fog!

Though rare spawns are your strongest point

There's more to you than that

You also dress impeccably -

To you I tip my hat!

Elfindale
I said it once, I'll say it twice
'bout how alike are we
In blogging and our game playing
And even clothes, I see!

It wasn't a surprise to hear
A fan gave you a pet!
I only wish I'd thought of that -
So glad that we have met :)

Cymre

A site more beautiful than Cym's

Is very hard to find.

Her pics well framed, and great costumes

Look longer! She won't mind.

Silver dragons and novelties

And transmogs oh so fine!

Achievements, rares and pets are here -

She's the queen of grand design!

Shab

Once upon a time there was

A Land of PvP

A mage joined in arena games

All guildies then were we.

Exciting games we've had since then

Those thrilling highs and lows

Nothing beats a challenging fight -

And scoring killing blows!

Aza

If you asked me to describe Az

Our Frostwolves destro lock,

He's young, he's smart and packs a punch -

He burns and wreaks havoc.

And like his flames, his temper flares

He expects lots from you.

He's helpful, loyal, so treat him well

And he will love you too!

Doctor in Progress
Her med school days remind me of
Fun I had long ago
And peppered amongst science tests
Her thoughts on Warcraft flow.

I thank you for the note you left
When to my blog you came.
And hope in life you'll brighten lives
Much like you do in game.

Arvash

Sometimes I think how everything

Has changed since I met you.

Giving gifts shows character

Want to be like that too!

Twas fun to have you in our raids

And also in BGs

It's coz of you I'm baller now

You have to stop me PLEASE!!!!

Calcetti

Of all the lurkers of my blog

The only one was you

Who wrote to me so I could know

A little 'bout you too.

I visited your server but

You weren't online that day

But never fear I shall return

I stick to what I say!

Dahakha

Of all my readers, only Dah

Has come across Frosties

In dungeons, BGs, LFR

Amazing what he sees!

I guess it helps because he's in

The same timezone as me

I always praise his writing skills

He denies it - bashfully!

Malkshake
A blogger and a healer who
Just wants to be insane.
She also sketches skillfully -
A night elf priest's her main.

I'm glad I got to know her more -
I read her indepth post.
So kind she let me screenshot her
She was an awesome host :)

Sev

It's years since we both joined this guild

And look where we're today

A friend in game and in real life

Ne'er thought we'd be this way.

At home or at your parent's house

You cannot hide from me!

Who else would laugh at your bad jokes?

But your fool friend, Navi!

Cain

Now who is Cain? I see him 'round

On Repgrind's blog and mine

He keeps himself well hidden, though

That's prolly by design.

I know he has no bagspace and

He has 2 warlocks too.

He is a relic hunter, and

Hope one day I'll meet you :)

Shawndra

She's having fun in laid back raids

Achievement spam is win!

Delgadita's out of her shell

So fun it's almost sin!

She figured out that reference

'bout Lost and Diablo.

She's ready now for LFR

I'll cheer her on - GOGO!

Jasyla
A druid fair and oh so wise
Her knowledge is supreme
I turn to her when I need herlp
Being like her is my dream

Her guild seems like a tight knit group
(observing from guild chat)
Thrilling seeing heroic kills
Wish I could be like that!

Allie

I'm very pleased to meet you Al!

So nice of you to show :D

I'm curious 'bout your WoW history

Inquiring minds must know!

I wonder if you're red or blue?

Or maybe green or white!

If you have fur or horns or tail

Or if you play at night.

Thunderspank

Of all the people I have met

No one is as polite.

You greet all players entering

As we prepare to fight.

Your stories are so exciting

Your friendships strong and true.

Your BG skills are awesome, mate!

So glad that I met you :)

Josh Augustine

That Josh he is a busy guy!

He reviews pet combos.

And tries them out in PvP

And shares all that he knows.

Like me he loves his Clockwork Gnome

Though that team soon went dry

Each week I enjoy listening

To what new thing he'll try :)