Disclaimer: Any similarity to events or people, real or imagined, is purely coincidental. No Kangaroos were harmed in the making of this post.
Fue: I reckon I'm gonna try to make a really ocker Aussie raid today. You guys up for that?
Falln: Fair dinkum? I could give that a whirl.
Roshii: You guys are talking like bogans. I'm not gonna talk like a moron.
Falln: I'm not a bogan.
Hwired: Too right you are. You're practically a bushie.
Falln: Am not. Fue's the Tassie. He's the one with 2 heads.
Navi: I won't be able to keep up with this convo. I won't get half of what youse are talking about.
Aza: Can we pull already? F*** sake.
Sevros: Hey, hey language Az. There are sheilas present.
Roshii: I can't believe Sev said SHEILA. OMG. You bunch of yobbos.
Gutsy: I bought a slab this arvo and I reckon I could finish it off before you guys even pull this boss.
Fue: You know, I actually live in a city. HK and Falln are from woop woop, not me.
Navi: Sev lives out woop woop too on the weekends.
Aza: (sighs) Pulling. This yabbering is pissing me off.
Sevros: Aza's such a dummy spitter.
Gutsy: Aza'll be right. He's got wings. Navi, could you try healing a bit? It's hard doing all the work, you bludger.
Navi: Rack off. You're so up yourself, you whinger.
Gutsy: Where's Voe tonight? I'm cracking a fat owning these meters.
Navi: OMG, don't say that, there could be kids present, Gutsy.
Souglyy: Joshie's having a bash for me, he likes playing me hunter.
Navi: Voe's shot through, he's in D3. He'll be spewing if his trinket drops and I get it.
Sevros: Strewth will you look at my DPS Aza? You can eat my dust!
Aza: My mouth hurts. I can't be stuffed trying to beat you today.
Roshii: I can't believe Sev said strewth. Who the hell says that anymore these days?
Mctacky: Hi guys! Just taking a stickybeak to see what youse are up to!
Fue: Hi Tacky, we're raiding. Could you keep your gob shut just till this boss is done?
McTacky: Ok, I'll just go dunny and come back when youse are done.
Gutsy: Crap, you guys made me laugh and I spilled my beer all over me trackydaks.
Falln: Trackies? This is thongs and budgie smuggler weather, mate.
Gutsy: Who the F*** wears budgie smugglers when raiding??
Hwired: You guys are hitting like wusses. Quit yabbering and DPS more.
Sevros: Uhh, we're taking too long, boss is enraged, he's mad as a cut snake.
Fue: Nah we're good, this boss has carked it. Piece of piss.
Navi: LOL this was a ripsnorter of a post to write!
Falln: Bonza of a raid Fue. LOL that sounded real bad.
Roshii: My trinket!
Souglyy: LOL, Roshii's really stoked. OMG, he was sooking so bad before, coz he thought he hasn't gotten any loot for bloody ages.
Aza: I'm glad this fight is over. I'm going to go veg out in front of the telly now.
Falln: I think I'll get the missus to look over me old fella.