Silly post: I speak Aussie, mate, do you?

Disclaimer: Any similarity to events or people, real or imagined, is purely coincidental. No Kangaroos were harmed in the making of this post.

Fue: I reckon I'm gonna try to make a really ocker Aussie raid today.  You guys up for that?

Falln: Fair dinkum? I could give that a whirl.

Roshii: You guys are talking like bogans.  I'm not gonna talk like a moron.

Falln:  I'm not a bogan.

Hwired: Too right you are.  You're practically a bushie.

Falln: Am not.  Fue's the Tassie.  He's the one with 2 heads.

Navi:  I won't be able to keep up with this convo.  I won't get half of what youse are talking about.

Aza:  Can we pull already?  F*** sake.

Sevros:  Hey, hey language Az.  There are sheilas present.

Roshii: I can't believe Sev said SHEILA.  OMG.  You bunch of yobbos.

Gutsy: I bought a slab this arvo and I reckon I could finish it off before you guys even pull this boss.

Fue:  You know, I actually live in a city.  HK and Falln are from woop woop, not me.

Navi:  Sev lives out woop woop too on the weekends.

Aza:  (sighs)  Pulling.  This yabbering is pissing me off.

Fue:  Taunting.

Sevros:  Aza's such a dummy spitter.

Gutsy: Aza'll be right.  He's got wings.  Navi, could you try healing a bit?  It's hard doing all the work, you bludger.

Navi: Rack off.  You're so up yourself, you whinger.

Gutsy: Where's Voe tonight?  I'm cracking a fat owning these meters.

Navi:  OMG, don't say that, there could be kids present, Gutsy.

Souglyy:  Joshie's having a bash for me, he likes playing me hunter.

Navi:  Voe's shot through, he's in D3.  He'll be spewing if his trinket drops and I get it.

Sevros:  Strewth will you look at my DPS Aza?  You can eat my dust!

Aza:  My mouth hurts. I can't be stuffed trying to beat you today.

Roshii:  I can't believe Sev said strewth.  Who the hell says that anymore these days?

Mctacky:  Hi guys!  Just taking a stickybeak to see what youse are up to!

Fue:  Hi Tacky, we're raiding.  Could you keep your gob shut just till this boss is done?

McTacky:  Ok, I'll just go dunny and come back when youse are done.

Gutsy:  Crap, you guys made me laugh and I spilled my beer all over me trackydaks.

Falln:  Trackies?  This is thongs and budgie smuggler weather, mate.

Gutsy: Who the F*** wears budgie smugglers when raiding??

Hwired:  You guys are hitting like wusses.  Quit yabbering and DPS more.

Sevros:  Uhh, we're taking too long, boss is enraged, he's mad as a cut snake.

Fue: Nah we're good, this boss has carked it.  Piece of piss.

Navi:  LOL this was a ripsnorter of a post to write!

Falln: Bonza of a raid Fue.  LOL that sounded real bad.

Roshii:  My trinket!

Souglyy:  LOL, Roshii's really stoked.  OMG, he was sooking so bad before, coz he thought he hasn't gotten any loot for bloody ages.

Aza:  I'm glad this fight is over.  I'm going to go veg out in front of the telly now.

Falln:  I think I'll get the missus to look over me old fella.

Everyone:  FALLN!!