Achievement - Poor Unfortunate Souls

Navi: They only way to get this achieve is to get a group of 5 people yourself!
Coffee: Can you do that?

Navi: My dear, sweet child, that's what I do! It's what I live for, to help 'cheivement hunters, like yourself... shy souls with no one else to turn to....

I admit that in the past I've been quite nasty

They weren't kidding, when they called me, well, a bitch

So get Crooked, be on our ways

(And McTacky too, he says)

Off to Blackrook hold then Maw and see that witch

(oh yes!) 

And I fortunately know a willing monk tank

I'll switch some talents just to practice DPS

And dear teammates please don't laugh

I'll still heal a bit (well half)

Coz we'll fail the chieve if someone dies, oh yes (pathetic)

Poor unfortunate souls

Is what, we need

First in Blackrook click that candle

Wandering Soul debuff received

Kill Kurtalos?

Yes, indeed.

So we are now all Lost Souls

So sad, so true

We all hearthed back to Valdisdall

Heading straight to Maw of Souls

To Kill Ymiron.

So we do.

So now we're off to kill Harbaron

So I told them all "Beware on!

Watch the scythes and kill the adds and watch the floor

But it's just a normal mythic

Didn't need to be so cynic

So we're Poor Unfortunate Souls!

Come on, us Poor Unfortunate Souls!

Charge ahead

We've made our choice!

We're all very busy people and we haven't got all day

Kill Skjal quick! Very noice!

We Poor Unfortunate Souls

We're glad, we're through

Now we're on the ship with Helya

And we haven't paid our toll

Dodge the tentacles and the torrents

Got hit? Oh oops, heal up and LOL

So now we're on the second phase

Our team is on a roll

We Poor Unfortunate Souls!

If you hadn't figured it out already, this achievement is named after the song from the Little Mermaid, sung by Ursula, the Sea Witch. Ursula has 2 minions in the movie, Flotsam and Jetsam, who are eels named after floating shipwreck rubbish. The reward from this achievement is Lagan, which is also another word for floating rubbish - cute!